Comments on: Hammer Time!!!

By: Ian Macca

Ian Macca — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:15:20 +0000

!!!!!!!

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some.” How hard is it?” she asks.” About as hard as my di#c%k.” he replies. “Ok, then pour me some!”

!!!!!!

By: Ian Macca

Ian Macca — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:10:04 +0000

Heres a corny one:

Q. How do astronauts eat their ice creams
A. In floats

By: HottieWithABody

HottieWithABody — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:49:24 +0000

Here is another joke…..

A WOMAN SAID TO HER MAN “bABE, I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE EXPENSIVE”, SO SHE DROPPED HIS ASS OFF AT THE GAS STATION!!!!!

By: Purple Jiraffe

Purple Jiraffe — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:54:58 +0000

Hammer, since BBC had so much success with the car crash series.. we were thinking about feature you in the Career crash collection

By: Ka7e7

Ka7e7 — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:35:26 +0000

Lets see here….”I think you should PAID off your ass for the seminar you gave. You know…how you showed people what NOT to do when they actually make it.”

By: NEPTUNE

NEPTUNE — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:10:32 +0000

a screwdriver walks into a bar. A man spots him out and says ,”hey dude! Did u know they named a drink after you?” the screwdriver says ,”wow, they have drink called Robert?”

By: bigtymerferris

bigtymerferris — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:36:32 +0000

Baby polar bear asks his Mom, “Mom…am I 100% polar bear?”

Mom says, “Of course honey! I am, grandma and grandpa are, your dad is…why do you ask?”

Baby replies, “oh, i dunno…I just wondered.”

Baby polar bear asks his dad the same question, “Dad, am I 100% polar bear?”

Dad answers, “Of course son! I am, your mother is, grandma and grandpa are, why?”

“BECAUSE I’M F*#KIN FREEZING!!”

By: cocopops

cocopops — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:19:27 +0000

My joke:

Craig David, Shaggy & Britney Spears once sat in a room. Suddenly, they all feel the smell of a fart. Shaggy goes: “it wasn’t me!”, Craig goes: “i’m walking awaaay!” and at last, Britney goes: “Ooops! I did it agaain”.

By: dutch-nerd

dutch-nerd — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:55:38 +0000

man approaches an ice cream van and asks, “I’d like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please.”

The girl behind the counter replied, “I’m very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn’t come this morning. We’re out of chocolate.”

“In that case,” the man continued, “I’ll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream.”

“You don’t understand, sir,” the girl says. “We have no chocolate.”

“Then just give me some chocolate,” he insists.

Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, “Sir, will you spell ‘van,’ as in ‘vanilla?’”

The man spells, “V A N.”

“Now spell ’straw,’ as in ’strawberry.’”

“OK. S-T-R-A-W.”

“Now,” the girl asked, “spell ’stink,’ as in chocolate.”

The man hesitates, then confused, replied, “There is no stink in chocolate.”

“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!” she screams.

By: peetee

peetee — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:41:22 +0000

P: What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Hammer: I don’t know. what?

P: Nothing! You already done told her twice!